SMS-My humorous speech(MBJ speech as well)

This is a CAT and this is FISH. Now tell me, who likes CATs? And who likes FISH? Who doesn’t like CAT? Good! I hate cats maybe because of their extremely pampered habit. I don’t have any chemistry relationship with cats. May be because I am a pampered girl too that’s why I can’t get along with them. Positive and positive can’t mix up, otherwise it will repel one another. Anyway, I like fish. Even though I don’t have any fish in my house , I do understand their feelings. Compared to cats, if fish get mad or angry, they can’t show it off to people. They’re very low profile. They only can wait to be feed (fed) and never sleep. But if cats get bored or angry, they will scratch your sofa, table, and even you. But if they want something, they will cat walk towards you and start meowing...That’s why I hate cats…

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow toastmasters, good evening…

Sometimes as a human being, we can’t run away from encountering the same situation just like a fish does. Sometime, you want to express your emotion or you want to say something but you fail because of certain circumstances. May be at home, workplace or in restaurants You really want to shout to that person but he or she couldn’t hear you. For me, I often experience that situation while driving…Just imagine, the car is like an aquarium and people inside it are just like fish. No matter how loud you want to shout, no body could hear you unless you open the window and shout directly to the person in another car but make sure they open their window too. It’s not that easy…huh…furthermore, the other car keep on honking you. You became pissed off but couldn’t show it to the person…how you’re going to solve this? I was thinking on how nice it will be if my car can speak out. So next time when somebody keeps on honking me, my car will shout, “SHUT UP!” But, sound ridiculous…If I propose this to the Prime Minister, I believe it will be rejected. So I keep on thinking, thinking again until one day…

This happened when I wanted to make a U-turn. I was really tired of queuing up and pressing the clutch because I was caught in a traffic jam. Suddenly, I saw from my right side mirror one blue car moving fast to overtake me. I was so angry. I’ve been waiting for my turn for so long and that car was simply trying to make a short cut. No way!!! I didn’t give chance and drove even closer to the car in front of me. But the car was stubborn and didnt want to surrender. I looked at him but he pretended to be so serious so that I’ll give way. I didn’t care, I moved forward even closer, thinking he will give up, but he passed over me and even overtook the car in front of me. I was so angry but I couldn’t express it to that person. At the moment, this idea popped up in my mind. I want to invent ‘SMS’ which stand for Super Multipurpose Screen and the main function of this SMS is to display words and emotion that can be seen from the other cars.

This is how AMSD can help. Imagine you’re driving on the right lane with an appropriate speed. Suddenly, when you look at the rear mirror you saw a DMAX tailing you in a very close position. Have you ever done this to others? Or have someone done like this to you? If you’re the victim, I believe you’ll just ignore the car and continue moving on or you’ll switch to the other lane like I always do. But, if I have SMS, I’ll just switch on the button and the screen will appear at my rear window and display these words and emotion.

“HEI!!! KEEP THE CORRECT DISTANCE FROM ME? I’M PAYING THE ROADTAX TOO!”

I’m sure the car will slow down a little bit and realize that he his wrong and if the car still want to overtake me, they can use the other lane. Why? I’m driving with the maximum speed allowed by JPJ. So, they can’t blame me either because in this particular case, they’re wrong by driving faster than me.

Second situation is, imagine you’re in a hurry and now you’re on the right lane. So in contrast with the 1^st situation, now you’re driving at the back and the car in front of you is damn slow may be around 50 km/h to 60 km/h. Sometimes, even though you highlight the car, the car will just ignore you and continue on driving with that slow irritating speed. May be, they think that you’re just showing off. So, you need to make them understand that you’re really in hurry. If I have an SMS I’ll highlight the car and display my AMSD with these words written backward.“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! I AM IN A HURRY”If the driver still ignores you and driving even slower, I’ll overtake him/her using the left lane. In the meantime, my SMS will display these words and emotion. “NEXT TIME, DON’T DRIVE YOUR CAR. JUST WALK!! EVEN a TURTLE is FASTER THAN YOU, HUH!!”

SMS can also be used for entertaining purposes. Imagine this 3^rd situation, while you’re driving steadily suddenly you saw a sporty car beside you which is driven by a handsome man or a beautiful lady. Just switch on your SMS and display these words. But it depends, you can change it according to your wish…“WOW! NICE CAR!!! CALL ME, 013-0001111 (“,)” (Strictly prohibited to those who had married)

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow toastmasters,

SMS is only my illusion. If SMS does really exist, they will be War of Words on the road. We don’t need that thing if we have courtesy on the road and not selfish while driving. We have rules and law to be followed and not simply driving like ghost. Remember, drive carefully…you can make a different. Back to your Toastmaster of the Evening.

UMS...another new chapter of my life..

I am very happy as I'm going to further my study in UMS. I hope the course I'd chosen is not that hard. I am sure, I'll do until the best of my ability to graduate with flying colors. To my beloved husband, thank you dear for your support..:) and your sacrifice..I love you...

3D Modelling Course

Yahoooo.....

I know how to draw a 3D objects now. Recently, we went to 3D Modelling Course. I like this course very much. However, these skills need to practice frequently...otherwise, I can be easily forgoten the techniques..Thanks to our lecture Mr. Wee..

The course was held at SUMAI HOTEL, K.TERENGGANU...the hotel was not bad...however the food were more on meat evryday and it was very rare to have fish..but, overall...I'll give 4 stars for the hotel and 5 stars for the course we attended...:)

ULAT?!?

Ulat? What is that? A kind of worm? Errryerr...

If you're an updated person, most probably you know about this term 'ulat'. I have seen the TV3 bulletin few months ago and that's how I know about this 'ulat'.

'Ulat' is a name given to those illegal driver who tend to wait for a 'victim' (anyone especially those who're new to KLIA) at any of the arrival gates at KLIA and offered a transportation service just like how the legal taxi drivers does. However, they'll ask for extra fares if you have no idea of the initial rates.

How could I be so sure about this?
I’ve experienced this before. After we had the ‘Senam Tari ‘competition last week (I did mentioned on my previous posting), PUO bus sent me to the KL Central. From KL Central, I bought the KLIA Express ticket. I arrived at KLIA within 15 minutes but the big problem was that I need to go to LCCT an hour before my flight departed. I have less than 15 minutes to do that. To make the things even worst, I never went to KLIA alone before, never on board with the KLIA train Express and what so ever and what more to know what was ‘ULAT’ all about. So I went to the 3rd floor, heading to the taxi parking area and that’s it, I was welcomed by the ‘ulat’. May be because of I was totally in rushed, I accepted their offer and followed the ‘ulat’ to his car. To my surprise, the car that I expected to be a taxi was a Haonda/Toyota (if I not mistaken). I was so scared and asked, “I thought you’re a taxi driver? Err..” then the driver said..”Don’t worry; I was the Sabah army before. You don’t have to worry about that. I knew what’s on your mind. It’s better for you to follow me or otherwise you need to spend RM50 if charter the cab” I didn’t speak out, just nodding my head. Luckily, the driver sent me to LCCT safely…Thank God for that. He asked RM40 for the fare. When I met my friend who was waiting for me at LCCT, actually the fare was less than that..around RM38..What to do..It’s my first experience..

SENAM TARI PUSPANITA

We WON the 1st runner up during the competition...wondering what competition was that?

Last week, we represented Politeknik for the "Senam Tari" competition which was held at Politeknik Ungku Omar under PUSPANITA club. The competition took 10 participants from other Politeknik and single participant from agency under KPTM (Kementerian Pengajian Tinggi Awam).

God bless..:) The experience of dancing and exercising in front of the audience was so different. Could't help myself when I made the first mistake and it was directly headed the bad expression of our group by the audience. Fortunately, we have 10 minutes of performing and we used that remaining time to prove that we're not that bad as they're expected. We did all out after that!!

We stayed at the PUO hostel. We didn't feel really comfortable staying there, may be because of the toilet was a bit far from our doom and yet, it was so small. Nevertheless, by staying there, we had a big space to practice the dance before the competition. Thank you to PUO..